So I got a tweet last night from a friend who has alot of friends in high and low places (AKA Strawberry) and he had the winners for tonight’s MTV Video Music Awards. Is the list accurate? We shall see??

Also, I’m sure you’re are dyyyyying to see my next Sextape Training Video?!?!! “The Art Of Role Playing” . Well, if you want to find out how YOU can make a successful sextape click below:)

yup..its true! Kevin Jonas is engaged. Kevin’s parents released this statement, “

His parents, Kevin Sr. and Denise Jonas, just released the following statement: “Our hearts are filled with joy today and we are happy to share with you that our son Kevin has asked Danielle Deleasa for her hand in marriage. Her answer was yes and it is such a blessing that she will be joining our family. Kevin and Danielle have not yet set a date. Family is very dear to us and we hope we have raised Kevin to be a wonderful man and husband. Please join us in our families celebration and in congratulating Kevin and Danielle. Thank you for all of your support. “

How very nice of the recession proof couple to get engaged:)

Now on to more important things..ME…what? ya, I’ve been feeling under the weather lately which is not vibey. Especially since I just started a new workout routine with a new workout partner (that doesn’t sound straight..and neither does that fact that he is a former male stripper and bodybuilder champion and has his tongue pierced)..so ya, my point..umm..ohh ya, I’m trying to get buff but its tough when you’re lying in bed and sweating like a hooker in church because your temperature has risen to the point where Satan would want a popsicle…just sayin. ya…i’ll keep you posted cause i’m SURE you all want to know what’s going on with that Later

So this week for me has been pretty solid. Been tweeting like crazy, my show in Sacramento has been going awesome, I have a new shirt on and no pants on which always makes you feel good:) Also, I’m on a mission to drop my weight to 170lbs..I have some cool stuff coming up so I have 11 more lbs to lose in 21 days. Obviously, the toughest part is the food..DAMN I LOVE carbs! lol I think I can do it though. My OCD gets ahold of me and its a done deal:)

Lady Gaga hangin at Movin!

…so how cool is it that Lady Gaga is performing 2 sold-out shows tonight in SF? Answer: VERY COOL! Shout out to the Gaga-nator for hangin out today..as you can see..she was in a GREAT mood to see me again!..maybe her restraining order against me hasn’t gone into effect yet..lol

 10 THINGS YOU CAN DO TO SPICE THINGS UP WITH YOUR MAN! 

Check out this list..and for God’s sake and all that is great and glory, DO NOT DO #7!
1) Initiate sex even when you aren’t in the mood.

2) Talk dirty in a public place.

3) Use a mirror in the bedroom

4) Sneak a quickie when friends or family are visiting

5) In the morning, make an appointment for sex that evening

6) Break a record for times having sex in a day.

7) Pull out a clump of hair from his head during sex and tell him that he makes you lose control!!

Wake him up by whispering what you want to do to him, then do it.

9) Pull him into the shower with you while you are still dressed and get naked under the hot water.

10) Blindfold him, tie him up, and make him squirm.

 The McNuggitini???

…and because I’m totally classy;) I found the McNuggitini!! LOL..I would actually make this..:)

Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cook Time: 0 minutes
Yield: 2 servingsIngredients:2 McNuggz (plus more for snacking)
1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce (plus more for licking off pinky finger)
1 lg. Mcdonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake (plus more for bringing all the boys to the yard)
1 bottle Vanilla Vodka

Open the McDonalds bag. Eat one McNugg each, followed by two bites of the Filet-o-Fish (make sure you don’t tell anyone that you eat Filet-o-Fishes).Mix three or four shots of vanilla vodka in the McDonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake, followed by one shot each directly into your mouth.Rim each martini glass with McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce, and pour milkshake/vodka mixture into the glass. Garnish with a McNugg (which is to be swiped along barbeque sauce rimmed glass after the milkshake has been finished, and consumed with pure, unadulterated glee).