So, can you actually believe there are people that don’t think I was the 6th member of The New Kids On The Block?? haha fools! How could they not? Especially since there’s proof below that I have ALL THE VOCALS!!

 Happy Sunday Funday to you! Awesome weather, Memorial Day weekend is almost here, the economy might or might not be getting better and I sprained my neck. YES, I sprained my neck…way to go me. How did I do it? uhh..working out!..duhh! lol..anyways, peep my blog as I take another medical party pill:)

Lady Gaga: The Early Years…

OMFG! Lady Gaga looks NORMAL?!?!?!? Click HERE for more pics!

Online Booty Call!

 SSS-match.com…E-Harmony Shmee-Harmony…its all about havin some pre-martial sex with no strings attached! Check it HERE my fellow mammals;)

What Is Your Dog Thinking?

Speaking of mammals, or sex or animals..my dog Lucy!..what? Ever wonder what you’re dog is thinking? Mine, just wants to know why I always sniff her while I’m spooning her against her will after a long night of drinking…anyways, THIS app on iPhone says it can help…

 I’m Pissed Off At Work!!

Btw, I got PISSED this week at the other station I work for in Sacramento…

-Joe Breezy

So this week for me has been pretty solid. Been tweeting like crazy, my show in Sacramento has been going awesome, I have a new shirt on and no pants on which always makes you feel good:) Also, I’m on a mission to drop my weight to 170lbs..I have some cool stuff coming up so I have 11 more lbs to lose in 21 days. Obviously, the toughest part is the food..DAMN I LOVE carbs! lol I think I can do it though. My OCD gets ahold of me and its a done deal:)

Lady Gaga hangin at Movin!

…so how cool is it that Lady Gaga is performing 2 sold-out shows tonight in SF? Answer: VERY COOL! Shout out to the Gaga-nator for hangin out today..as you can see..she was in a GREAT mood to see me again!..maybe her restraining order against me hasn’t gone into effect yet..lol

 10 THINGS YOU CAN DO TO SPICE THINGS UP WITH YOUR MAN! 

Check out this list..and for God’s sake and all that is great and glory, DO NOT DO #7!
1) Initiate sex even when you aren’t in the mood.

2) Talk dirty in a public place.

3) Use a mirror in the bedroom

4) Sneak a quickie when friends or family are visiting

5) In the morning, make an appointment for sex that evening

6) Break a record for times having sex in a day.

7) Pull out a clump of hair from his head during sex and tell him that he makes you lose control!!

Wake him up by whispering what you want to do to him, then do it.

9) Pull him into the shower with you while you are still dressed and get naked under the hot water.

10) Blindfold him, tie him up, and make him squirm.

 The McNuggitini???

…and because I’m totally classy;) I found the McNuggitini!! LOL..I would actually make this..:)

Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cook Time: 0 minutes
Yield: 2 servingsIngredients:2 McNuggz (plus more for snacking)
1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce (plus more for licking off pinky finger)
1 lg. Mcdonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake (plus more for bringing all the boys to the yard)
1 bottle Vanilla Vodka

Open the McDonalds bag. Eat one McNugg each, followed by two bites of the Filet-o-Fish (make sure you don’t tell anyone that you eat Filet-o-Fishes).Mix three or four shots of vanilla vodka in the McDonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake, followed by one shot each directly into your mouth.Rim each martini glass with McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce, and pour milkshake/vodka mixture into the glass. Garnish with a McNugg (which is to be swiped along barbeque sauce rimmed glass after the milkshake has been finished, and consumed with pure, unadulterated glee).

First off, how awesome is the weather today? so needless to say, it puts us all in a better mood (unless you’re totally insane and need a refill to your Zoloft) I took my time driving to the Bay last night (I do radio in Sacramento during the week) Even though I’m born and raised in the Bay (San Jose where you at?!?!!) I still feel the vibe of the Bay everytime I cross the Bay Bridge!…anways, I’m the guy who’s still typing right now…so check this out:

Can Accessories Make You Look Thinner?

Click HERE to find out how!

SEX TOY FOR DOGS!! 

Also, if you have a dog that’s in need of some serious humpage..click HERE! Yes, a sex toy for your dog…personally, my dog Lucy is going to die a virgin. Does that make me a douche-ball of a dad?..don’t answer that

AM I THE ONLY ONE ADDICTED?

 I’ve seriously become addicted to my social networks! I update my twitter, facebook, beenup2, and myspace about 15 times a day! It’s come to the point where I’ll take pictures of my food before I eat it and ask my followers if I should eat it! Who does that? btw..totally add me by clicking below:)

..on that note, I’m gonna skip a meal..I’ll feel better. Later

 Rihanna…PREGNANT?

soooo now there’s rumors that Rihanna is/was preggers and that’s what started the altercation with Chris Brown! The National Enquirer thinks so..do you? or is it more tabloid caca? Check it out HERE!

and if that’s not enough RiRi info for you…I heard they GOT BACK TOGETHER!! WHAT?!?!?! People.com is reporting so…HERE!

..and yes, Movin 99.7 has your No Doubt tickets starting on Monday. Everyday at 7, 11, 3, 7 win your way in! Peep this video they just released!

 4 SIGNS YOUR MAN WANTS TO BREAK UP WITH YOU!

..now as a guy, I can say that this is TRUE! Read it HERE!

..and for some reason I forgot to shoot you my Twitter info so you can stalk me:) CLICK HERE!!

So I’m feeling alot better today..got some sleep, ate some fruit and ironed my shirt:) I also spent the night with my parents last night (not in the same bed, cause that’s just weird..I haven’t done that in 3 or 4 years..huh?) anyways, my mom wanted to “meet with me” about my tax returns for my condo and W-2, 99’s, I-80..whatever..all the same stuff. I’ve worked for 4 different radio companies in the last year so all my stuff gets confusing. It’s cool though, gotta take care of business.

I’ve also noticed that ever since St. John started here at Movin..he too has been staring at my crotch. Strange? Yes. Does it happen to me all the time? DUHH! “Joe Breezy’s Crotch Cam is BAAACK! ..click above on pic to peep St. peeping my peep (get it? like the Easter Bunny marshmellow candy things!! lol..OMFG I’m funny:)

Not to say that you’ve been living under a rock and haven’t seen the photos of Rihanna after the alleged beatdown Chris Brown gave her..but just in case..here they are: The photo is BEFORE the maximum swelling occurred. CRAZY huh? It still trips me out what (supposedly) happened.

Aww..well look at this nice looking white couple who’s not worried about the economy..lol. I also wanted to give you ladies some tips (not my tip..well, actually you can email if you’re int..err, forget it) some tips on what dudes really think are romantic. Seriously, “12 THINGS MEN REALLY FIND ROMANTIC” check it HERE!til next time…stay thin and tan…laterz

Do I look sick to you? Aside from  growing the 1998 chisled gotee and wannabe abercrombie choker…my shirtless self feels like complete doo-doo today. I guess I deserve it, given the fact I live off 4-6 hours of sleep a night, drink alcohol like I’m getting paid for it, work 8 days a week and refused to pay $10 dollars at Safeway for a flu-shot this season. However, I’m here to make the most out of it. Let’s make some dedications for you this Valentine’s Day:) Call me at 888-456-9970 and spread your love (disease-free love preferably;)

..it’s an, “ALL REQUEST AND DEDICATION OLD SCHOOL WEEKEND” I feel that its only right I share a pic of my old school self with you.

Now that’s a sexy couple that’s going to fall over and die anytime!!! Seriously though, check out THIS SITE for some last minute Valentine’s Day gift ideas for HIM so that you too can be with your loved one until you die!!

..and for those of you like me who have “mental issues” and might need a Valentine, I found a dating site that is for “special” adults! Seriously, NOT A JOKE!

that’s enough for now, I’m going to vomit again in the trash can. At least when you’re sick you lose weight though..that’s pretty cool. Later

 Sooooo I’m at the club last night and what’s the usual after?…hmmm…Jack In The Box!..Duhh! Yaaaa..we got there right when the sun was rising! lol.  Anyways, got some JITB shouts, Lauren in the red mazda, Eddie and Amy in front of us and Kimmie (who was incredibly good looking and I looked like the biggest ass clown to her cause I stuttered my own name when I introduced myself…who does that?)

The big night is tonight! The Grammy’s air at 8pm on CBS. Personally, I just recently I got into watching award shows. Mostly cause I don’t want to be the douche-kabob at work that doesn’t know what the hell happened. Some Movin artists that are nominated are Leona Lewis, M.I.A, Lil Wayne (he’s scary to me) Ne-Yo, Estelle, Katy Perry..for a complete list click HERE!

10 WAYS TO STRETCH YOUR PAYCHECK!!! 

 I’m sure you’ve heard many of these a million times however, some tips are new! CHECK IT!

uhh..not that I frequent lingerie websites or anything…BUT, I did find that The Pussycat Dolls have their own themed lingerie line.

The line is called “…shhh” by Robin Antin, the creator of the Pussycat Dolls!There are 4 styles including Tart Cheetah, Lipstick Vintage, Shipwreck and  Doll Revolution. It’s available at Bebe..or for more info click HERE!!

Also, I was doing my morning cardio..(that’s just how I roll..lol:) and on the news they featured this website created specifically for those who are in relationships and want to cheat discretely. I’m not quite sure how I feel about it. On one hand I can see how this is sad and pathetic..however; NUMEROUS studies have been done on how CHEATING CAN HELP YOUR RELATIONSHIP!! They show how we ARE HUMAN and most people DO cheat. We also learn to appreciate what we have..etc… ..anyways I’m off topic…so, would you ever sign up for this website? What are your thoughts on it?

..and for those of you that live your life “faithful” ;)..check out some cool Valentine’s Day gift ideas. Some cute necklaces (did I just refer to a necklace as cute?) for as low as $14 bucks!! So do your man a favor and shoot him this link HERE!! Also, I’ll be at Bambuddha Lounge tonight in SF so feel free to swing by for a drink or 12 !!!

I can’t even begin to explain how excited I am to welcome St. John to the Movin family! We all grew up listening to him and I have been lucky enough to work with St. for years. Needless to say, he’s always been a great mentor and friend to me and there’s no better way to welcome him but to have a THREESOME!!..err, I mean a “Menage-A-Trois”

I want to make sure you can contact me so add me below:

Also, I wanted to give you PMS….well, not litterally however; PLEASE feel free to share this link with your man. It’s called PMS Buddy..so we can track you and your PMS:) Now we’ll have no excuse but to be extra sweet and lovey to you because we know exactly when your buggin out….great..what did I just do.

I work at a radio station in Sacramento on the weekdays and of course back home on Movin on the weekends so I’ll update my blog as often as possible. Catch me on the air this Saturday from 2pm-7pm and Sunday from 10am-4pm.  I’ll be commiting lewd acts at the clubs this weekend in SF so email me if you wanna party. (Those with a single digit body fat percentage who enjoy consuming alcohol are highly encouraged to apply to party with me;)

I’ll give you my fresh new blog Saturday (that sounded sexual;) and help you CHEAT ON YOUR PARTNER? yes…check back then!