At the other radio station I work at, the boss was out of town, so I decided to record a “Sex Tape Training Video” in his office? uhh..DUHH! Check it here! Is it a coincidence the video is less than 2 minutes? FML…

So I’m sure you’ve heard Britney Spears’ single “Radar” BUT have you seen the video???

Also, for you women, I have 1 sex tip. I truly mean this when I say, “DO THIS OR HE WILL CHEAT ON YOU!!!” (If he’s given the opportunity of course). Read HERE!

So, can you actually believe there are people that don’t think I was the 6th member of The New Kids On The Block?? haha fools! How could they not? Especially since there’s proof below that I have ALL THE VOCALS!!

Happy The Day After Memorial Day Weekend! lol:)

Back to work….booo! anyways, here some fun stuff for you to help kill time…

10 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO YOUR MAN AFTER SEX!

Of course we know NONE of you ladies would ever want to say anything bad to your man after the sweet lovin’ but in case you want to crush his spirit..click HERE:)

5 SECRETS ALL GUYS KEEP FROM YOU!

uhh not that we have secrets or anything..hehe;) check THIS out!

10 THINGS HE’S REALLY THINKING WHEN HE SEES YOU IN YOUR SWIMSUIT!

Believe it or not..we actually think nice, non-disrespectful things….sometimes;) Check it HERE

HANGOVER CURES THAT REALLY WORK!

uhh..ya…not that I’m hungover or anything while at work, cause I know that you’re not..RIGHT? Especially after a Holiday weekend! lol..anyways, some classic hangover remedies to get you through your workday..CLICK HERE!

-Joe Breezy

 Happy Sunday Funday to you! Awesome weather, Memorial Day weekend is almost here, the economy might or might not be getting better and I sprained my neck. YES, I sprained my neck…way to go me. How did I do it? uhh..working out!..duhh! lol..anyways, peep my blog as I take another medical party pill:)

Lady Gaga: The Early Years…

OMFG! Lady Gaga looks NORMAL?!?!?!? Click HERE for more pics!

Online Booty Call!

 SSS-match.com…E-Harmony Shmee-Harmony…its all about havin some pre-martial sex with no strings attached! Check it HERE my fellow mammals;)

What Is Your Dog Thinking?

Speaking of mammals, or sex or animals..my dog Lucy!..what? Ever wonder what you’re dog is thinking? Mine, just wants to know why I always sniff her while I’m spooning her against her will after a long night of drinking…anyways, THIS app on iPhone says it can help…

 I’m Pissed Off At Work!!

Btw, I got PISSED this week at the other station I work for in Sacramento…

-Joe Breezy

So I’m feeling alot better today..got some sleep, ate some fruit and ironed my shirt:) I also spent the night with my parents last night (not in the same bed, cause that’s just weird..I haven’t done that in 3 or 4 years..huh?) anyways, my mom wanted to “meet with me” about my tax returns for my condo and W-2, 99’s, I-80..whatever..all the same stuff. I’ve worked for 4 different radio companies in the last year so all my stuff gets confusing. It’s cool though, gotta take care of business.

I’ve also noticed that ever since St. John started here at Movin..he too has been staring at my crotch. Strange? Yes. Does it happen to me all the time? DUHH! “Joe Breezy’s Crotch Cam is BAAACK! ..click above on pic to peep St. peeping my peep (get it? like the Easter Bunny marshmellow candy things!! lol..OMFG I’m funny:)

Not to say that you’ve been living under a rock and haven’t seen the photos of Rihanna after the alleged beatdown Chris Brown gave her..but just in case..here they are: The photo is BEFORE the maximum swelling occurred. CRAZY huh? It still trips me out what (supposedly) happened.

Aww..well look at this nice looking white couple who’s not worried about the economy..lol. I also wanted to give you ladies some tips (not my tip..well, actually you can email if you’re int..err, forget it) some tips on what dudes really think are romantic. Seriously, “12 THINGS MEN REALLY FIND ROMANTIC” check it HERE!til next time…stay thin and tan…laterz